Humorous Existential Philosophy in Apps

Found these at TheDailyWTF.com.

"I got this elegant statement of existential philosophy from Microsoft's Process Monitor utility," Matthew wrote, "It died while trying to start up, so yes indeed, for a few shining moments, the application was."

"I saw this on a Freeview channel in the UK," writes Chris Emerson, "taken out of context, it's really one to mess with your head!"

Kevin Fricke found this unusual error on his company's iPrism server.

"Every time I turn on my Mac Mini, I have to re-pair my Rocketfish Bluetooth keyboard," Mike Enns wrote, "and every time, the system tells me there is no keyboard connected and that at the same time pairing was successful."